BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 2

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 2


ITALIAN
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[/] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10" (Im 5' 2")
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total = 7.5

SPANISH
[x] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[/] You like tacos
[x] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[/] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total = 8

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[] You love listening to techno.

Total = 4


POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total = 2

IRISH
[/] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3.5

ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total =  1


GERMAN
[/] You like bread.
[] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".  
[] You have been to Germany

Total = o.5

CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 Wheeler's. (4 Wheeler's are fucking awesome!)
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.

Total = 3

FRENCH
[] You like French toast.
[] You love wine.
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.  
Total = NOPE O^O


AMERICAN
[/] You like fast food.
[/] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[/] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[x] You have a dog ((I have TWO DOG >W<))
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died

Total = 2.5


NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total = 3


BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries. (POTATO'S)
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (I never had any so...)
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total = 3


DUTCH
[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total = 3